Futurama《飞出个未来（1999）》第八季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、（葫芦戏剧）（我们停播时发生了什么事?）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（单身狗粮）他把他的夹克当成某种安慰毯Aw.Hesusinghisjacketassomekindofsecurityblanket.真是可爱又可悲Thatssocuteandpathetic.真的是Itreallyis.你就做自己,怪胎Youdoyou,weirdo!我刚刚在吸我的夹克Oh,hey,guys.mjustsuckingonmyjacket.一千多年前有一陀蜂蜜糖果黏在上面AClump-O-Honeycandygotstuckrightthereoverathousandyearsago,我还能尝到味道andIca

2、nstilltasteit.知道谁也想尝尝吗？YouknowwhoIbetwouldlikesomeofthat?我,佐艾伯格Me!Zoidberg.噢,不Oh,no!佐艾伯格,都被你舔光了Zoidberg,youresiduehog!现在我只能尝到蟹汁味NowallItasteiscrabjuice.那就再买♥♥一个夹克糖果So,buyanotherjacketcandy.买♥♥不到了Icant.Theystoppedmakingit这糖果被重新归类为工业胶后他们就停产rafteritgotreclassifiedasindustria

3、lglue.那班德我就来复刻食谱Ah.ThenI,Bender,willrecreatetherecipe.别忘了,我曾在小小厨神获得第三名Dontforget,IcameinthirdonMasterChefJunior.我可以尝一下吗?MayIhaveataste?当然,你看起来是有嘴巴的生物Sure.Youseemlikethekindofguywhohasamouth.糖尿病休克Whoa!Diabeticcoma!我最好多加一点糖才不会这么甜Hm.Ibetteraddsomesugartomakeitlesssweet.（糖）（萨皮队长,糖浆）就一点点糖浆Andjustatouchof

4、treacle这让我想起我亲爱的已故的胡妮塔阿姨toremindmeofmydeardepartedAuntJuanita.她就是淹死在糖浆里的Shedrownedintreacle.你们知道我在地上快死了吧Youknowmdyingonthefloor.（蜂蜜糖果）好吃Mm.Yum.所以,你们觉得怎样？So,whatdoyouthink?很完美,班德,很值得黏在夹克上Mm!ItsperfectBender.Totallyjacketworthy.有点黏Itsalittlesticky.是太黏了Itsalotsticky!里面有点硬硬的Andtheressomethinghardinit嘿he

5、y幸好我是修补人类牙齿的专家1.uckily,manexpertatfixinghumanbeakbones.周五你有空来赴昂贵的约诊吗？AreyoufreeFridayforanexpensiveappointment?我看一下,打开行事历1.etmecheck.Opencalendar!（活动提醒,2023年1月12日建立）奇怪,我20年前建立了一个活动提醒Shmeird.TheressomeoldalertIsetup20yearsago.（预产期）我们的宝宝？Ourbabies?!时间到了,亲爱的It,stime,mylove.基夫Oh,Kif!你们在说什么？Thehellareyou

6、talkingabout?跟人类生命周期有关？Somethingtodowiththemeatbaglifecycle?没错,班德Thatsright,Bender.Manyyearsago,多年前,我和艾米一起Igavebirthtoaclutchoftadpoles生了一窝小蝌蚪withAmybymyside.我有生产影片,想看吗？Ihavevideoofthebirth.Wannaseeit?不要No!这种生产方式不对Thatisthewrongkindofdelivery!哇,天啊Oh,Nelly!Oh!生命真恶心1.ifeisdisgusting.不,这很美但我当时还没准备好当妈妈N

7、o,itwasbeautiful.ButIwassonotpreparedtobeamother.20年后,他们会长出腿像小孩一样爬回陆地In20years,theyllsproutlegsandcrawlbackontolandaschildren.我到时候会准备好的llbereadythen.艾米,你现在准备好了吗？Well,Amy,areyoureadynow?跟你一起组织家庭Havingafamilywithyou是我在这世上唯一想要的istheonlythingIwantinthewholeworld.那你的车可以给我吗？ThencanIhaveyourcar?不行No!太迟了,我已

8、经把车子撞坏了Toolate.Ialreadycrashedit.（两栖九号♥星）好刺♥激♥Oh,thisissoexciting!诞生仪式随时会开始Thebirthceremonywillbeginanyminute.多谢你警告Thanksforthewarning.都别形容给我听Anddontdescribeittome!我们来了Werehere!妈、爸！Mom!Dad!好开心你们赶来了Oh,msogladyoumadeit!我们不会为了一百万元Oh,wewouldntmissthebirthofourgrandbabies错过孙子们诞生foram

9、illiondollars.因为我们很有钱,那根本是九牛一毛Causeweresorich,thatslikeapenny.天啊Oh,my.是接生婆ItstheGrandMidwife.我是接生婆IamtheGrandMidwife!我是你的粉丝Bigfan!我是克洛克族的基夫IamKifoftheclanKroker.我知道,从你的头就看得出来Iknow.Irecognizeyourhead.这位是我的爱侣,艾米Andthisismysmizmar,Amy.我们是来接我们的孩子Wehavecometoreceiveouroffspring.在你们过渡到父母的身分期间我会担任你们的顾问和指导A

10、syoutransitiontoparenthood,Ishallbeyourcounselandguide.我这么做是出于对传统的庄严尊重Idosooutofsolemnrespectforourtraditions而不是因为有人会在那个篮子里随喜捐钱andnotforanyoptionalcashdonationpeoplesometimesplaceinthatbasket.谢谢-是绿色篮子,上面有写Thankyou.-Itsgreen,andtheresalittlesignonit.找到了Foundit!（小费）那么诞生仪式开始ThentheEmergenceshallnowcomm

11、ence!或还没开始,这很难说看来我要即兴发挥了Ornot.It,sunpredictable.这里有外地来的吗？Guessllhavetowingit.Anybodyherefromoutoftown?他们来了0-oh!Heretheycome.天啊,我焦虑到伪装镜面自己启动了Ohmy.msoanxious,mycamouflagereflexiskickingin.不,这很有用No,itshelpful.我想在我们几百个小孩面前好看些Iwannalookcuteforourhundredsofkids.我们必须站在一旁观看,不可介入Weshallnowstandby,withoutinte

12、rfering,我们所观察的这场可怕过程被称为asweobservethesacredprocessknownas.适者生存theWinnowing.那是什么意思？Whafsthatmean?意思是先不要预期有几个Itmeansdontstartnamingthemyet.有四个存活下来了Fourofthemmadeit!呃,三个半吧Well,threeandahalf.黑湖来的小生物YoungcreaturesoftheBlackLagoon,去找你们父母吧gonowtoyourparents.有事吗？Uh,canIhelpyou?在这里Overhere!他们真可爱Theyreperfect

13、.她在碰他们Ew.Shestouchingthem.基夫和艾米,珍惜这群孩子Cherishthesechildren,KifandAmy,因为他们很漂亮fortheyarebeautiful.我是说所有孩子都很漂亮Eh.Well,in-inthesensethatallchildrenarebeautiful.对啦我懂蜕变完成Thetransformationiscomplete!我们欢迎这片土地上的新生命Wewelcomethesenewbeingsoftheland.他们可以叫我队长叔叔TheycancallmeCaptainUncle.我要去处理这医疗废弃物Uh,Illgodispose

14、ofthismedicalwaste.加点奶油和柠檬Withalittlebutterandlemon.想跟孩子们合照吗？-不用了Wantapicturewiththekids?-Noneed.他们的模样让我无法忘记Thewaytheylookisburnedintomymind.他们很不错,就是有点Theyrenice,youknow?JustakindaIittle-超恶心Supergross.但你们终于当外公外婆了But,yourefinallygrandparents.这就当我们的小秘密吧Thatllbeourlittlesecret.（问我有孙子了没）（不要问我有没有孙子）（行星快递）（纤维块,加酱）天啊Ohmy.谢谢你在午餐时间带孩子们来找我Thanksforbringingthekidsbyformylunchbreak.他们比午餐还甜蜜Theyrethesweetestthingonthemenu.才不是Notevenclose!我有疑问这三个宝宝的身高完全不一样Uh,question.Thesethreebabiesaretotallydifferentsizes.（加油,瓢虫）问号♥Questionmark.他们的成长速度Oh,well,theygrewatvarying