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1、这是历史性的一天在上午12:01Thisisahistoricday.At12:01thismorning,Eagleton市不复存在被Pawnee重新吞并thecityofEagletonceasedtoexistandwasre-absorbedbackintoPawnee.一切又完全回到了1817年的样子Thingsareexactlythewaytheywerebackin1817,除了你知道的女性和少数群体可以投票了我们有室内卫生间了except,youknow,womenandminoritiescanvote,wehaveindoortoilets,而且我们不再因为学习算术而烧死

2、寡妇了andwenolongerburnwidowsforlearningarithmetic.Knope女议员是你们的合并沙皇而在她提供的这些活页夹里CouncilwomanKnopeisyourmergerczar,andinthebindersthatshesprovided,你们能找到指导事项说明你们在Pawnee部门中youwillfinddirectionstoyourdepartmentinPawnee最接近你们在Eagleton部门的对应部门thatmostcloselymatchesyourdepartmentinEagleton.有两个Eagleton部门是Pawnee没有

3、的TherearetwoEagletondepartmentsPawneedoesnothave:无边泳池设计部和盛装舞步部theDepartmentOfInfinityPoolDesignandtheDepartmentofDressage,那个我听说是个高档骑马的事情which1amtoldisafancyhorse-ridingthing.是马上舞步女士Itishorse-dancing,madam.好的别激动AlonzoOkay,takeiteasy,Alonzo.你们所有马上跳舞的人们愿意的话先坐稳在马鞍上Allyouhorsedancingpeople,sitinyoursaddl

4、esifyouwill.其他所有人欢迎你们来到新的部门Therestofyou,welcometoyournewdepartments.注意Eagleton现在起实施军事戒♥严♥Attention:Eagletonisnowundermartiallaw.没有No.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第4集第6季第4集好了Pawnee公园部Okay,PawneeParksDepartment.不久你就会和一个人配对Soon,youwillbepairedupwithaperson他大概会是在Eagleton与你等同岗位的人whowasroughlyyourequivalent

5、inEagleton.Donna你配对的是CraigDonna,youllbewithCraig.April你配对的名字叫TynnyferApril,youllbewithsomeonenamedTynnyfer.而Ron你的那位也叫RonAndRon,yourguyisalsonamedRon.我猜TomHaverford没有等价的人了GuesstheresnoTomHaverfordequivalent毫不惊讶我可是独一无二的Notsurprised,moneofakind,就像我自己设计的定制耐克脚趾上写着“Tommy的小脚”justlikethecustomNikesIdesigned

6、thatsayTommysTootsiesacrossthetoes.实际上你确实有个对应的人Youdohaveacounterpart,actually.他的名字是EriC我听说他很棒HisnameisEriGandveheardhe,samazing.总之我还有一个小惊喜Anyway,Ialsohavealittlesurprise.我想向各位介绍我们的新归档临时工Iwouldliketointroduceournewfilingtemp.嘿各位-别啊Hey,everybody.-No!别啊为啥啊不能这样啊No,why?Thiscantbehappening.为啥啊LeslieWhy,Le

7、slie?我们把退休的Jerry拉回来了WebroughtJerryoutOfretirement因为我们有堆积成山的文件要搞定becausewehaveamountainoffilingtogetthrough.欢迎回来JerryGergich-谢谢你LeslieWelcomeback,JerryGergich.-Thankyou,Leslie.既然我们要重新开始了Andaslongaswerestartingoutfresh,1.eslie我在想人们能不能叫我的真名1.eslie,Iwaswonderingifpeoplewouldcallmebymyrealname.1.arry-不不是

8、Larry1.arry?-No,itsnotLarry.是Jerry不是GaryItsJerry.No,itsGary.你的名字是LaiTyLarryGengurchYournameisLarry,LarryGengurch.他的名字是LarryGengUrChHisnameisLarryGengurch.别啊APriI你叫我Gary的时候我的家人已经很难熬了Comeon,APriLit,salreadyhardenoughformyfamilywhenyoucallmeGary.Jerry-哈哈典型的LaiTyJerry.-Ha,ha,classicLarry.1.arry-唉哎呀1.arr

9、y.-Aw,jeez.1.arryLarryLarry1.arry,Larry,Larry.你看我想努力留下更多的工作越多越好1.ook,mtryingtosaveasmanyjobsaspossible,但我们必须要失去一些人butweregonnahavetolosesomepeople.我不确定我们应该留下谁mnotsurewhoweshouldkeep.AprilTom和DOnna是人类有史以来最好的三个人April,TomandDonnaarethreeofthebesthumanbeingsthathaveeverlived.Ron基本上是个更好版本的乔治华盛顿Ronisbasic

10、allyabetterversionofGeorgeWashington.但是But-Eagleton的人们可能也会很好吧theEagletoniansareprobablygoodtoo.今天我们不只是在合并两个镇Today,wearenotjustmergingtwotowns.我们是在给一个新的城市开一个生日派对Werethrowingabirthdaypartyforanewcity.生日快乐啊新PawneeHappybirthday,NewPawnee.派对结束了Partysover.你们这群人赔掉了纳税人几百万美元Youguyslostmillionsoftaxpayerdolla

11、rs,而我们必须把你们留下的肮脏混乱打扫干净andWehavetocleanuptheobscenemessyou,vemade.你没有另外那个家伙那么好Yourenotasniceastheotherguy.我不在乎Idontcare.我们在做州审计员时有个很棒的系统Whenwewerestateauditors,wehadanamazingsystem.是啊Chris给所有人打足了气让他们感觉积极而开心Yeah,Chrispumpedeveryoneupandmadethemfeelpositiveandhappy.然后我趁虚而入把他们的预算砍到粉碎AndIswoopedinandslas

12、hedtheirbudgetstoribbons.就像一次华丽的空中接力1.ikeamajesticalley-oop.你们都好棒Youreallamazing!你们都被开了You,reallfired.团队合作哦Teamwork.嗨你现在接通语♥音♥信箱的是Hi,youvereachedthevoicemailof1.arryGengurch1.arryGengurch.请在哗声后留言Pleaseleaveyourmessageafterthetone.嗯Leslie打给我问我能不能帮忙时Well,whenLesliecalledtoseeifIcouldhelp

13、,Gayle和我正准备登上去巴哈马群岛的邮轮GayleandIwerejustgettingonacruiseshiptotheBahamas.我说Gayle把比基尼收起来吧因为Pawnee需要我了”Isaid,Gayle,putthatbikiniaway,becausePawneeneedsme.哦吼有人在这里掉了根香蕉-哦Ohho!Somebodyforgotabananainhereooh!嗨我是DonnaHi,mDonna.哦对你来说真是完美的名字千万别改啊Oh,thatistheperfectnameforyou.Iloveit.Neverchangeit!没那想法Wasntgon

14、na.你是Craig对吧-恶是啊但我讨厌那个名字You,reCraig,right?-Ugh,yes,butIhatethatname.太无聊了听起来像谁的表哥Ifssoboring.Soundslikesomeone,scousin.CraigCraigCraig!Craig!我想做一个叫TelTenCe的西班牙人但那也没发生IwanttobeaSpanishmannamedTerrence,butthatdidn,thappen.好吧注意这是我的职责列表Okay.Soheresmylistofduties.我基本上是办公室经理mbasicallytheofficemanager.那你呢哦我

15、所有事都做过了Howaboutyou?-Oh,Idideverything.所有事Everything!几年来我把Eagleton部门的全部责任扛在肩上IcarriedtheEagletondepartmentonmyshouldersforyears,而我爱这份工作的每一秒钟你甚至没法理解andIlovedeverysecondofit.Youdontevenknow!抱歉你的名字是Jennifermsorry,wasyournameJennifer?不是Tynnyffer有两个y的No,itsTynnyfferwithtwoys.我以前是Jennifer但我决定要重塑自己的形象IusedtobeJennifer,butthenIdecidedtorebrandmyself.哦等等稍等镇静剂时间到了Oh,wait,hangon.ItsXanaxoclock.我的