Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、romPawnee.而他们有机会和小马队来一局AndtheyaregonnagetachancetoplaywiththeColts.一种全速冲刺后急停转身的战术哦不是吧Reggie我跟你说了跑个回身路线的Oh!Comeon,Reggie!Itoldyoutorunabuttonhook.我就是啊Leslie-好吧Idid,Leslie.-Okay.我猜你应该知道的Iguessyouwouldknow.能再见你真的太好了Luck先生Apleasuretoseeyouagain,Mr.Luck.S05E10TwoParties我们去年在我们朋友的单身派对上简短遇见过Wemetbrieflylas

3、tyearatourfriendsbachelorparty.哦是啊对你好吗Oh,yeah.Right.Howareyou?我通常不回答那个问题但既然我尊重你的天赋Inormallydon,tanswerthatquestion,butsinceIrespectyourtalent,我会告诉你一Iwilltellyou-我很好嗨我是April我偷了你的钱包Iamfine.-Hi,ImApril.Istoleyourwallet.你们好奇怪-谢谢Youguysareweird.-Thankyou.咋滴啦妹子-继续走吧98号♥Whatsup,girl?-Keepwalking,98.

4、你甚至不想跟那个男的聊吗他可是打全国联赛的Youdontevenwanttotalktothatguy?HeplaysfortheNFL.他就是个中后卫Hesalinebacker.DonnaMeagle仅供技术球员约会SkillpositionsonlyforDonnaMeagle.我搞来了小马队小帽子小马队围巾小马队烤炉烤着呢IgotmyColtsbeanie,myColtsscarf,IgottheColtsgrillgoing,还有最高荣耀小马队小鞋鞋andthecrowningglory-Coltsslippies.你要怎么穿那个跑啊Howareyougoingtoruninthos

5、e?“跑吗Tommy可不跑那是你们的工作Run?Tommydoesntrun,Thatsyourguysjob.现在呃我们来接这个橄榄抛球吧伙计们Now,uh,letsgofetchthisfootballthrow,fellas.我爱运动哦Ilovesports.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第8集第6季第8集来看看Tom-Eagleton水库Checkitout,Tom-theEagletonreservoir.特别好吧就是个大蠢池子Isntitstunning?-It,sjustabigdumbpond.我今早看到个YouTube视频上有条小狗骑了辆摩托车ThismorningIsawaYo

6、uTubeclipofalittlepuppyridingamotorcycle.所以我对“特别好”的标准是挺高的Somybarforstunningisprettyhigh.我要是告诉你里面有氟化物呢,WhatifItoldyouthatthiswaterhasfluorideinit?那我会告诉你那个小狗狗有辆边车ThenIwouldtellyouthepuppyhadalittlesidecar里面坐着个叫Hampton的小猪猪withapiggyinitnamedHampton.首先视频链接发给我Firstofall,sendmealinktothatvideo.但更重要的是现在我们有

7、Butmoreimportantly,nowthatwehaveaccessEagleton水库和水处理的使用权了totheEagletonreservoirandthewater-treatmentsupply.Pawnee水中会含氟化物了这是历史第一次Pawneeisgoingtohavefluorideinitswaterforthefirsttimeinourhistory,历史第一口搞定ouroralhistory.Nailedit.输了罢免选举我当然很沮丧OfcoursemupsetthatIlosttherecallelection.但我就要在我任期的剩余时间Butmjustgo

8、nnaspendtheremainderofmyterm塞满尽量多的好项目cramminginasmanygoodprojectsasIcan.lameduck指即将卸任的官员旧官卸任吗和新官上任一样.1.ameduck?Tryflameduck.照样能烧三把火causethisduckisonfire.现在”租个型“关门了很难做政♥府♥的蠢工作啊It,sharddoingstupidgovernmentstuffnowthatRent-a-Swag,sclosed.我是个商人我生来就是做这个的mabusinessman.ThatswhatIwasborntodo.

9、嗯你看你就只能尽你已有的工作所能Well,look,youjustgottomakethemostofthejobthatyouhave.比如看看那个收垃圾的1.ike,takethattrashcollector.这不是世上最光彩的工作It,snotthemostglamorousjobintheworldj但他做的时候脸上有微笑呢buthesdoingitwithasmileonhisface.哦天啊Oh,myGod.他没穿裤子他什么毛病啊He,snotwearinganypants.Whatswrongwithhim?我们走吧-他在对我们笑呢1.etsgetoutofhere.-He,s

10、smilingatus!我们走跑1.etsgo!Run!嘿怎么了伙计们Hey.Whatsup,guys?看看Ron做了什么也太棒了1.ookwhatRonmade.Itsamazing.儿个月前我走在路上找到了我的婴儿床用树Severalmonthsago,Iwasonawalkandfoundmycribtree.我走近那棵树谋杀r它在我的木工车间放着愈合Iapproachedthetree,murderedit,leftittocureinmywoodshop,然后开始为我待产的孩子做成一张婴儿床andhavebegunworkingitintoacribformyupcomingchil

11、d.RonSwanson你可不能用这个婴儿床啊RonSwanson,youcannotusethiscrib.你忽略了每条已知的婴儿床安全标准Youreignoringeveryknowncrib-safetystandard.我正读的养育手册完全覆盖了这些Itsallcoveredintheparentingbookmreading.1.ennyKravitz歌♥曲AreYouGonnaGoMyWay1.ennyKraVitZ的你准备重爬我的路了吗Areyougoingtocrawlmyway?ByLennyKravitz.我的婴儿床会是安全的因为是我亲手做的Mycribwil

12、lbesafebecausembuildingitwithmyowntwohands.我是在Bloomington买♥♥的婴儿床IboughtmycribinBloomington,我很自信那真的是可观测宇宙里最安全的婴儿床andIamconfidentthatitisliterallythesafestcribintheexploreduniverse.让我带你去你就能和销♥售♥员聊聊1.etmetakeyouthere,andyoucantalktothesalesperson.还价-你哪也不带我去我谁也不聊Counteroffer-

13、youtakemenowhere,andItalktonoone.还-还价-Counter-Counteroffer-你跟我去不然我让你参加-场四小时的传真封面页规程会议youcomewithme,or1makeyouattendafour-hourfaxcover-sheetprotocolmeeting.不管怎样我都会赢Eitherway,itsawinforme.法案目录上的下一件是批准Pawnee-Eagleton水库合并NextonthedocketisavotetoapprovethePawnee-Eagletonreservoirmerger.哇哇哇哇Whoa,whoa,Whoa

14、,whoa.我们就要用氟化物毁灭水供应了吗Werejustgoosingourwatersupplywithfluoride?我是说别啊我们真的要强迫每个Pawnee居民Imean,comeon.ArewereallygonnaforceeveryPawneeresident摄入我们毫不了解的化学物质吗toingestachemicalweknownothingabout?氟化物是communists用来精神控制我们的玩艺儿Fluorideisusedbythecommuniststocontrolourminds.不不是氟化物可以精神控制吗No,itsnot.-Fluoridecancont

15、rolminds?比如你可以用来让女士们做事情1.ike,youcanuseittomakeladiesdostuff?怎么我才是这个市议会里被踢走的那个啊HowamItheonethatisgettingbootedoffofthiscitycouncil?好吧氟化物是安全的对你有好处的Okay,fluorideissafe,itisgoodforyou,而且几乎美国的每个镇都在用andalmosteverytowninAmericausesit.啊好吧你抓到我了Ah,allright.Yougotme.我不想水里放氟化物因为我是个医生我喜欢踽齿Idontwantfluorideinthewaterbecausemadentist,andIlikecavities.是啊那可不是有效理由Yeah,thatisnotavalidreason.Pawnee的踽齿问题就是一个小镇牙医Pawnee,